Seri Naturals, Seriously Not My Jam

July 30, 2014By Tiffany Rose0 Comments

Imma tell you something that’s gonna shock you. I don’t like avocados. Yeah, I know. Go crazy. Lose your goddamn mind. I’ve been shocking people with this one for years. They are mushy and make me want to hurl. I can’t help it. I want to like them. I know errrybody worships them. Alas, I want nothing to do with them. I see an avocado and I avert my eyes before I vomit. So what? Get over it. We all have different taste and avocados aren’t mine (I’m writing this, knowing that Sunny is going to immediately lose her shit over this. SUNDAWG-I’VE TOLD YOU THIS BEFORE.SIT YO ASS DOWN AND RELAX.SHOOOOT.). Just because “T-Bitch Betta Have My Money-Rose” doesn’t like something doesn’t mean someone else won’t either.

I just got hold of some product that I’m wasn’t totally crazy about. It’s called Seri Naturals, and it just ain’t my style, yo. I’ll tell you why and maybe, like the green mush of the treasured avocado, the things I didn’t like are the same things you will like about it.

As the Senior Vice President of Vegan Beauty Review (aka Sunny’s homegirl) I get to sample crap loads of products. I’m super fancy and very high class so I am accustomed to only the finest salves and liniments. Seri Naturals didn’t feel all elite and shit. They make a nice product but it isn’t my thang. They have a large variety of body washes, face washes, toners and lotions and in theory, some good scents going for them, but I’m not sure you VBR ladies would get jiggy with it. Very strong fruity scents remind me of Suave or Dove or something. Not very natural. And not all their stuff is vegan. I will never understand that. If some of yo shit is free of animals, then just make it ALL free of animals. Daaang. There’s even a rose milk lotion, and that milk didn’t come from a rose, ya dig?

They are free of parabens, mineral oil and phthalates. And they have pretty packaging, so there’s that, right?

Have you tried Seri Naturals? Please share your thoughts below. xx

Products were provided for review.